A vector drawing of a pink lime on a pink background. The line art is white.

Hey, I'm ash!

I make stuff™

Who?

I'm ash, a 20 year old gal who makes stuff™!
What is stuff™? I'll tell you in a sec, but first: let me waste some of your time with some personal information that you're probably going to forget in the next 5 to 10 seconds!

I love playing the piano, despite not really being that good at it, but I make up for it by being quite possibly the best kazoo player to ever exist on this cruel Earth. I also love tinkering with stuff, which is why I use linux.

As you may have realized by now, I am excruciatingly funny (especially when sleep deprived)! Such funniness can be seen in the Pretendo Network April Fools' joke of 2022. What? You don't find it that funny? Damn, too bad. This is my about me, I'll write what I want.

A picture of a Blåhaj (a stuffed shark plush from IKEA) wearing headphones and sitting at a desk. The shark appears to be working on some code on their main monitor, and they have this website open on their secondary monitor

Stuff™. Stuff™? Stuff™!

Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον. Stuff™ is the very fabric of reality. Stuff™ is everything. Stuff™ is nothing. Stuff™ is the beginning. Stuff™ is the end. Stuff™ is the ἀρχή. Stuff™ is the shape. Stuff™ is the matter. Stuff™ is the ἄπειρον.

microsoft​github​.com

create legit-looking github links that rickroll the visitor when clicked; apparently 234.5k users have already been rickrolled; oh god, what have i done.

discord-md-badge

a customizable badge that shows your Discord account, a server invite, or a bot account; it served 13.9M requests in the last 365 days... holy cannoli, that's 37.9k requests every day! thanks y'all!!

spinmii

make your mii spin 360°, 'cause why not I suppose.

errors

render an error dialog from a Wii U or 3DS, because, duh, who doesn't wanna do that.

adobe-fonts-dl

download .otf fonts from any adobe fonts web project/typekit url.

pretendo-network

basically, i did some stuff on the website: navbar, footer, account page, login page, blog, mii editor... yeah i think that's all.

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